it’s a war on Easter, I tell ya
my plans to celebrate
the resurrection
of my Lord and Savior
nearly undone
at the local Walmart
no emmentaler
or gruyere
for our morning quiche
I had to settle for swiss
we like challah (holla!)
for Eucharist
yet only Italian remained
(the Romans conquer once again)
the cashier rebuked me
when the components for
our resurrection rolls
prematurely rolled across the scanner
all of it an obvious conspiracy
against this high holiday
and we humble servants
of Jesus
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