I hate to disagree with Wikipedia, but something is amiss here. Either these photos got switched, or the spider couldn’t hold his coffee, or he got ahold of some Folger’s or something. Because in the last 24 hours, I’m even more irritable, forgetful, and absent-minded than usual. I’ve even begun carrying a piece of paper around with me to remind myself to feed my daughter and bathe myself and such. I’m a mess, and I’m certain that just one bean nestled on my tongue would make all my troubles go away.