My Dear, Sweet Girlie:
Your father is so very proud of your new teeth. The two new ones on the top to match the ones on the bottom provide a nice symmetry, and a beautiful new smile. I know it was no easy task to produce these new chompers, and I salute your overcoming adversity.
At the same time, I’d like to ask you to stop grinding your teeth. It sounds like you’re crushing gravel in there, and I’m worried that your new smile will be worn down to the nubbins by the end of the day.