Take one (1) child of suitable size and place in a socially acceptable restraint. Microwave a couple of organic sweet potatoes, then scoop out the fluffy goodness inside and mash with a fork in a bowl. Feed in very small increments to child, utilizing ridiculous noises and facial expressions as you do so. When child is temporarily sated, step away, and heat a skillet. Chop one (1) canned chipotle pepper, and add to remaining sweet potato, along with a dollop of butter. Fry one (1)egg over easy, and lay it on top of the potato. Pierce yolk with fork, and enjoy as you raise your beverage to the TV chef who thought to add spicy, smoky peppers to sweet, creamy potato.