Mystery solved, sort of.
The keys clicking under my fingers just now have been traced back to a radical coalition of people in California. Calling themselves the Bay Area Response Team (BART??), they are a loosely organized cell with a history of generosity and extreme kindness.
Several days ago, I received a note claiming responsibility from the supposed leader of this group. Early indications suggest that he is a remarkably intelligent, highly skilled, unborn child of promise who is highly revered by his followers.
We consider the matter resolved, though our investigation will continue to remain open.
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unborn child? huh?
Say what?
Yeah, that left me a bit confused, too.
well, then y’all can imagine how I felt when I got an email from an unborn child.
…you ladies think I make this stuff up?
ooookay…
Hey, Bart, you rock! You may be yet to come into this world, but you’ve got promise, kid.
Shonda