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June 5, 2006

Mystery solved, sort of.

The keys clicking under my fingers just now have been traced back to a radical coalition of people in California. Calling themselves the Bay Area Response Team (BART??), they are a loosely organized cell with a history of generosity and extreme kindness.

Several days ago, I received a note claiming responsibility from the supposed leader of this group. Early indications suggest that he is a remarkably intelligent, highly skilled, unborn child of promise who is highly revered by his followers.

We consider the matter resolved, though our investigation will continue to remain open.

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6 Responses to “Justice!”

  1. Rebecca says:

    unborn child? huh?

  2. Greta says:

    Yeah, that left me a bit confused, too.

  3. well, then y’all can imagine how I felt when I got an email from an unborn child.

    …you ladies think I make this stuff up?

  4. Rebecca says:


  5. Anonymous says:

    Hey, Bart, you rock! You may be yet to come into this world, but you’ve got promise, kid.


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