Imminent busyness hangs on the horizon, but if I could clone myself, I’d send my ‘self’ to the following places:
2pm at Potter’s House Books in DC
7pm for a U2 Eucharist followed by an informal talk on U2 and faith at 8:30 at Luther Place Memorial Church in DC
But of course if I did this, my doppelganger would be a much better, happier, and wiser person (if he be a person) than me, and would therefore have a kind of moral superiority over me. We might rightly execute the ‘old’ me and let the ‘new’ me live on to benefit the world.